May 12 2016 Update

Remember, the giveaway ends on the 3rd of June! Good luck! 

Hey guys and gals, here's the update that I missed almost 2 weeks ago because of school work. Also my mouse isn't working at the moment so forgive my terrible cropping.

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Okay, so this makes me unreasonably mad for the following reasons:

1. A half-off sale NOW? REALLY??? NOW when these animals have been released for ages and everyone already has them, or have spent all their diamonds on them already so they can't even afford a half-off sale?

2. HYENA'S AREN'T NEW, OKAY? THEY JUST CAME BACK FROM "TRAVELLING" WHICH IS YOUR LAME EXCUSE TO MAKE PEOPLE ANTICIPATE THEIR RETURN AND WANT TO BUY THEM honestly I don't actually know why you do it but that wouldn't surprise me

Why couldn't you do this whenever an animal is released? Why can't you say "Hey jammers! In celebration of the newly released Falcon, you can purchase it for half the normal price for a limited time!" or "Guess what jammers? The Hyena's are back from travelling! In honour of their return, you can purchase a Hyena for half-price for a limited time! Jam on!" 

Wouldn't that make more sense? 

I also notices the weird accessories display now

The bunny head is enormous oh my 

Moving on

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More on this later :) 

More on this later, too, so it's easier to find if you decide to search for it. I'm nice like that ^D^

IDK WHAT IT IS I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT A MOUSE BUT JUDGING BY THE CURLY TAIL I'M GUESSING IT'S A PIG? YEAH OR NAH 

The weather has been warming up for about 10 years AJHQ (¬_¬)

Stay tuned for more posts on the carnival and the new features! And don't forget about the giveaway!! Jam on!!

April 14 2016 Update - Announcement

Ok so first for the announcement I guess? I have started to lose interest in AJ (if you can't already tell by my lack of posting) but I will continue to play and host giveaways of all my items, and play adventures with my friends if I have time. That's the issue though. Time. I'm in senior schooling now which means I have been cruelly sapped of my time to engage in pursuits that I WILL NEVER USE IN LIFE (I'm looking at you algebra). But I will still be playing occasionally and if you ever wanna chat, I'll be here. Just don't expect much activity from me :(

So as soon as I logged on I saw the corner of the screen through the Journal so my mind just thought "huh well I guess I was hacked" but nah it was just a glitch (not that I have anything to hack lol)

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So falcons are pretty much eagles except w/ more grace and swag and also a shorter beak wow we really needed this in the AJ community this has added so much diversity :)))))

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Haha sorry AJ but I think Jammer Parties are dead also thx for the reminder of what we already knew from last update how kind of u 

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You know I'm fairly sure the whole point of Earth Day is to turn off all electricity for 1 hour to globally improve the ozone layer and appreciate how much we rely on electricity and on our earth but I think the meaning was lost a long time ago :( 

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Deers are leaving ok cool thx

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I know the hippo is on the other side in the ad this week but there's no way I'm owning two photos of the hippo ad

Some extra features that are somewhat cool but also annoying and would have been better advertised in the journal instead of just left in the shadow of the leaving deer but whatever

A new item sorting thing for any shop in Jamaa. I can't figure out how the sorting works exactly, but I think the first icon takes you to flooring, the second icon takes you to the cheapest items and the third puts everything in alphabetical order. I think that one is the only useful thing. They could have added and member/non member sorter but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is instead of the old clothing inventory sorter. I don't like this only because you can't sort by "item" now, which was my favourite sorter because it made it easy to use items from a set. I guess the visuals make it better for younger audiences, but what about them learning to read and stuff? What made AJ think this was a good idea?

Woah just noticed my 3 Jam a Grams, Miss Popular over here (yeah that's right)

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR THE GIVEAWAY????? CAUSE I'M EXCITED!!!!! 5 more days guys, and I time it so it'll land on a Friday and I should have time to host it. I may end up making a video and posting it on YouTube for like a day and then taking it down. 

What other ideas for contests do you guys want? Tell me in the comments! I have so much more to give you guys!

JAM ON :D

???

What is happening to this game lol

Phantom Invincibility

[Misleading Title]

I once had the power of invincibility against the phantoms the a virus known as superlaggycomputer 

It was cool while it lasted 

The XD Glitch

I was doing AJQuest and playing Return Of The Phantoms hard mode with whoopsiforgotmyusername 

and I came across this glitch

which is really weird

Everytime I tried to say XD by itself, it corrected to Who has a gear? But if you said it as part of a sentence (e.g. how about now XD), it would just show what you typed normally. 

Which is weird because gears aren't even in that adventure, so how did they show up in chat? I have no idea.

So I'm just warning you, if you try to type XD, you might get some confused messages lol

Marvin The Martian Man

Don't be alarmed. Marvin The Martian is perfectly friendly. He's kinda weird looking, but he won't try to steal your rares, promise! He just kinda chills in his space ship in the Sol Arcade.

You should pay him a visit sometime. He says that he gets a bit lonely up in his tower :(

Rapunzel rapunzel, where art thou weave

Basement of Secrets

So there's this new thing at the place and there's a new room apparently or something

ok I'll explain it better

There's a new room that was 'discovered' and pretty much everyone else knows about in the Chamber of Knowledge. 

That basement door has been inaccessible since the beginning of the game. That is, until now. The process is very difficult though. If you try to just walk over the door, nothing happens. Instead, you have to click on a very specific part of the world map and will be teleported into the room. Makes sense. It would have been very difficult to access the room the other way, wouldn't it?

Just click in that general area until you get to the room lol

This is where it takes you, and where I had a very interesting conversation with two wolves who I found to be extremely annoying:

Me "Wow this is cool"

Wolf 1 "Hiya mum"

"?"

"Can I have some cookies"

Naturally, I decided to role with it

"Of course you can, but they're still hot so be careful"

"Thanks mum :D"

"Just don't get any crumbs on the floor"
"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure, why not."

"Who are you and WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Isn't anyone allowed here?"

"Strager Danger!"

"Learn how to spell, genius"

Wolf 2: "You should change your outfit looks funny"

Obviously a very sad attempt at standing up for his friend

"How dare you speak that way to Ender Man!" 

I thought humour might defuse the situation, which I didn't even start

"Then why is your name Fabulous?"

I'm thinking 'She needs medical help'

"Yeah, aren't you a boy?"

"No, I'm not, and I thought you weren't talking to stragers" 

I deliberately spelt strangers wrong to see if I could knock some whit into that peanut brain.

"But you said you were Ender MAN, that means your a guy"

Shocker

"Yeah, I thought you said you were a man"

": pours water on fabulous I don't see no man:" because that totally made sense

"Haven't you ever heard of craftmine?"

"Yeah"

"Then why are we even having this conversation?"

"STRANGER DANGER"

"Yay, you learnt to spell :D"

":gives a gold star:"

"We don't talk to strangers"

"Yeah"

And then they left, thank goodness

Anyway, there's a store in there if you click on the junk pile

These are the items for sale, and the shop hasn't been named yet. I predict it will be called: "Basement of Secrets Shop"

Very creative I know, thank you. 

You can climb the ladder and light the candle

And more screen shots because I am milking this for all it's worth

And then, to exit, either go via the world map or up the stairs.

I got all of this information from Animal Jam Flash

Well, I think I am now up to date with present society, so see you later!

The Pool Table's Still Here?

This is weird ok so you know how in this post I showed you all the items that were leaving? And the pool table?

Well, it's, umm, apparently decided to stay for a bit longer.

????

AJ Why You Always Lying

We Are Ender Men

My friend Jay (jrl4547) and I became Endermen today, and our 372 storages that also decided to dress up as Enderman invaded Jamaa Townships and lots of dens and succeeded in converting many to the dark side XD

Here are some snaps:

Space Unicorns Jumpin' On My Face!? ~ swirlshine

No I haven't forgotten about the contest... Speaking of which, I'm planning another one soon...

I was in Jamaa Township and I thought that the swirling path looked a bit like a treble clef 

Probs not but oh well

Then there was the matter of this thing

Why is it there? I swear it wasn't there before... 

Anyway bye for now

Mighty Sqad

aaa I'm sorry I'll update you guys on the gifts and the REALLY cool update like WOW Ifyou guys are on right now the party I'm hosting is called Mega Restaurant somethin something I can't remember 

A terribly edited GIF of hosting a party for y'all to laugh at UGH things have been so busy around here

Anyway this is what this post is about 

Does anyone know anything about this?

OK expect a tonne of posts at about 6 tonight my time 

Bye guys ttyl :)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MINECRAFT HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER ANIMAL JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~ jrl4547

It's... happening...

And he shall lead us all... *scary music*

AJ will end in 3 days

Rare Headdresses wow

You've probably all noticed, but now all of the headdresses in the game have the RARE tag on them.

CREDIT TO ANIMAL JAM FLASH FOR IMAGE

I don't know what this means, but it might just be a temporary thing, or they might be releasing new colours for the headdresses, or they might make the headdresses a RIM to annoy a LOT of people, like the ones that practically live in WootMoo's den.

I actually think that would be hilarious XD So my advice? Pay attention to the next few Rare Item Mondays! But what's your opinion? Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Wolf Equality