Frustrating and Stupid Things You Can't Say on Jam A Grams

I'm sick of them! I'm sick of Jam a Grams and how limited they are, even to things that DONT MEAN ANYTHING BAD like, oh my goodness, seriously.

Examples:

What's so bad about saying the word 'would'? We use this word everyday in regular normal speech, so why can't we say it in AJ?

This is only helpful if you like being 'adopted' in the pillow room, but still.

I think part of the reason everyone calls them 'spikes' instead of 'spiked' is because you can't actually write the word 'spiked' in jam a grams.

What the heck? You can't say sorry to someone? How are you supposed to apologise?

This was supposed to say "Your the bomb" but it didn't let me put in the 'm'. I suppose this one is understandable, but in this context it's not actually bad. It's a compliment!

What if someone is bullying you, or won't stop following you? How are you supposed to tell them to back off? Oh, I know, 'Report and Block them', but that won't help with the following issue. You don't want to play AJ with some creep following you everywhere!

Same rule applies. What if someone won't leave a party that they are using to bully everyone? Or a friends den and your friend is inexperienced and doesn't know how to lock people out?

 

By the way, I am quite grateful for AJ giving us the ability to lock people out of our dens, because people used to come to my den and just stay there and not lave and you couldn't do anything about it.

You can't apologise either! Why????? How else are you supposed to say sorry? Apart from this list of words from the top of my head which I'm pretty sure you can't say in the jam a grams either: contrite, conscience-stricken, guilt-ridden, penitent, repentant, self-accusing, shamefaced. My favourite is shamefaced.

 

But you get my point! It's so annoying when you are trying to communicates and it doesn't let you say anything, so you have to say things like "what you want for that spike" or "I do no like that".

Sit Cloak

I couldn't come up with a better title I'm sorry. It's pretty misleading I guess. But there is a reason for my madness. While in Jamaa Township, I wanted to trade with an Arctic Wolf.

 

And I look at her character and I think 'wait a second, is she sitting down?' But upon further examination, I saw that perhaps she was standing up but the cloak was covering her back leg. Still, I wanted to be sure.

 

So I asked her to come to my den, and she took off her cloak for me, and it was just an Arctic Wolf standing up. Still, it looked cool from perspective. Also, I wanted to see if there was another item that made you look like that. So I searched for an Arctic Wolf with a Worn Blanket

 

 

Nope.

 

No blanket to see if it ones without blankets sat.

 

Nuhuh.

 

And one with a headdress to see if there was a glitch among headdress wearers that I have never seen before.

 

Unfortunately not.

 

This has been my first test, and hasn't been a very good test either. I'm going to try to include more glitches and AJ item history into this to make it less boring. If you have discovered any glitches or have info on item history, please let me know!

 

I will end this post with a pun that got me giggling.

 

 

By the way, this is not my photo. It's too funny to be mine. My jokes are terrible.

Completely Random Post Just Ignore It :D

Hello. I just wanted to post something that might be funny to some people but it probably won't be but I'm posting it anyway
This post doesn't deserve proper punctuation :P

Okay, so I was looking at the Journey Book in Jamaa Township and I asked myself "Wouldn't it be weird to have a Journey Book page for Jamaa Township" So I decided to make a list of pictures that could go in there if there was one.

 Dead plant/flower/weed

Duck and stick

Orange or nectarine plant

Some sort of orange flower

Bamboo

Viny type tree

Tulips

 

That's all I could come up with I'm afraid. I just though since Jamaa Township doesn't have one and it's the most popular place in AJ that they would have one, but with what they have to work with it seems unlikely.

 

I also wanted to comment on todays new item which got removed from stores at the endish of last year some time

 

 

Why do they call it a 'NEW!' item when it was in stores last year is kinda weird. Why do they remove them if they are going to give them back anyway

Also, the name 'Vanity'. I mean, I know that's what people call them these days but why isn't vanity supposed to be a negative feeling?

 

Yeah just ignore this post it failed. But I thought it was humour. Like the saying goes, 'Old humour dies hard'. That is the saying, right?

Best Guess Party

I'm just using this party as an excuse to post about something, because I can't come up with anything (per usual). If anyone has stuff they want me to post about please include it in your comments.

 

This is what the 'field' looks like. I think the aim of this game is to just get gems.

 

If you get the answer right, everyone on your side dances which is pretty cool.

 

Depending on how many answers you get right in a row, the number of gems you get increase. But if you get an answer wrong, your score resets and you start off with 30 gems again.

 

See youuuuuu later maybe probably not *thumbs up*

March 19 2015 update

Hello. Seriously, any other day would be fine, but updates on Thursday are really inconvenient for me, I'm sorry. Anyway, here is the update.

 

Well, the lions are back, so that's news I guess. And in the Diamond Shop. Yay.

 

 

I think this will be very useful for telling the difference between diamond items and (rare) 'beta' items. But you can already see that the item is rare before you trade it so...

Also, very helpful 'trading tips' that have nothing to do with trading.

 

I'm going to make a post of this party when I get there.

 

There's also a new scroll tag thingy.

 

The handbook is with the Panda handbook, because you know, that makes perfect sense.

 

I can't wait till the April fools party :DDD

 

 

There's an amazing picture to make the new poster stand out (not).

 

That's it for today.

 

Super Pi Day and Lucky Clovers Adventure (Finally)

Hello people. I finally finished the adventure last night and got those photos, so expect that after...

PI DAY :D

Today is the day! The official day for the digits, but AJ is making the items available today & Sunday. And I am pleased to say that all the Pi den items are non member!

 

These took me a really long time so I hope no one steals them :l

This is the only thing Patrick says that I was really interested in.

 

 

Don't mind the 'art'. I was tired.

 

Now for the bad quality walkthrough.

 

Basically what you do is find these keys

 

To unlock these chests

 

That have these inside

 

If it looks like this it's a gem chest

 

If it looks like this it's a treasure chest

 

The treasure prizes are as follows:

 

 

 

 

Ignore the one with the black around it because it's not a prize.

 

 

There are four of these dance areas, and if you unlock them you get

 

 

... a key and these gem bags. When you click on the gem bags, you get 25 gems each.

 

When you have found all the keys and chests, Patrick gives you this Epic Key.

 

 

You can use this key to unlock the big chest where you start off the game.

I didn't get photo evidence, but I got  a black starw hat for the non member one, and a Rare Pink Spiked Collar for the member chest :D