I'M SEEING CIVIL WAR IN 2 HOURS

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i died laughing

The struggle

My teacher said I could only bring half a page of notes into the HPE exam tomorrow so I pretty much wrote the whole thing in really small font I MEAN HE DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T SO HECK WHY NOT 

HAHAHA WHAT IS MY LIFE 

To help make up for the Leap Year Party :(

!!! IMPORTANT !!!

             

I JUST WATCHED JAWS AND I TELL YOU NOW I AM NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN

If You're Having A Bad Day...

So my parents were out yesterday and suddenly I get a text from dad...

So just remember guys, if you're having a bad day, just think of this guy

Cause daaaaaaamnnn sonnnnnnn

I just lost by 0.1% on Splatoon *cri*

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GO WATCH THE NEW SHERLOCK EPISODE

It's finally here guys, released today the "Christmas Special" is finally here!!!!!

If you know somewhere that you can watch it please tell me. The whole episode SHOULD be available to watch in good quality on Dailymotion pretty soon aaa I'm so excited!!! Sherlock fans, get ready!

What To Do When You're At Home Sick

Guess where I've been today? At home. Sick. Probably going to puke on my computer any second. :D

This is just a random list of stuff that you should do when you're at home with the stomach bug going around school. 

1. Get. Some. Sleep. Now, if you're like me and find it hard to sleep once you've already woken up, try to anyway. If you do end up sleeping, you feel A LOT better, but only about 6 hours of good sleep will make you feel better for good instead of for the next 5 minutes.
2. Don't eat anything. You're going to have to practice self-control and your will of steel for this one, but don't eat anything, and only drink water until the bug is completely flushed out. Eating will only make more work for your stomach and immune system and make you feel worse. I ate a slice of pizza 20 minutes ago and I regret it.
3. Keep yourself distracted. If you're sick of sleeping (get the joke), do something while still in bed to distract yourself from your stomach pains. It really does help! Watch a movie if you're lucky enough to have a TV in your room (so lucky), or some well needed episodes of The Nanny. Play some Pokemon. Anything to keep your mind off your stomach. 

Well, that's pretty much all I can think of right now, but try these and if they don't work, go to the doctor, cause there's something seriously wrong. 

Try not to get sick!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))))))

Camp

Tomorrow till Friday I'll be on school camp. It's kinda like a bootcamp thing and we get to tonnes of insane stuff like there's a 10 meter high diving board and this massive swing over a creek and it's gonna be awesome

So anyway don't expect a post until Friday afternoon or Saturday 

Also my contest ends in 15 days so don't forget to enter!

Rules

Prizes

Have fun!

job yay

GUYS I FINALLY HAVE A JOB YAY

At Macas yay

Discounted food yay

food yay

food

But seriously I am IN LOVE with their Mango and Pineapple Smoothies they are just so good so now I can get those like all the time I'm so happy :)

U know all the books I can buy now without feeling like I'm bleeding my piggy bank dry? It's gr8

In fact, it's gr9

But if I won a car from the Monopoly thing they do I couldn't cash it in I'd have to get someone else to do it for me. 

I won a Sports Session from it the other day and I don't know what it's for but I think it's meant for sporty people so it's left gathering dust on my shelf...

I go for the orientation on the 5th

WHICH REMINDS ME first of the month ya'll. And we got Red Rooster for lunch and where we are they were like "Sorry we can't get you the Classic Roast because we've run out of chicken. We're getting more in half an hour"??? How does Red Rooster run out of chicken???

Funny Vid ❤

The Coolest Thing EVER

There hasn't really been anything exciting happening in AJ at the moment, but jrl4547 showed me some awesome dens the other day and I made sure I took note of my favourites. Just search up these usernames and go to their dens. 

Nyancatshop

Tacnyanshop

Survivalisland

Egyptianrugshop

Discoshop

Breakfastshop

I thought these dens were either really creative or just weird enough to be cool. 

And I have a VERY important announcement!!! And I know I can usually be really predictable but I highly doubt you'll guess this. 

Ha! Bet you didn't guess THAT! And this is just about the coolest thing ever! For nerds like me with great taste in movies, this really is... words just can't describe.

Send the word! This is your only chance!!!!

World's Greatest Garage Sale

My family held a garage sale and is holding one tomorrow, and man it is rlly impressive like seriously. There's cool stuff everywhere. We need to get ready to move at the end of the year, so we need to lighten the load.

I'm not really sure why I'm typing this.

Merp

Also

The contest prizes

Sooo...

U guys gotta tell me what you want that you think I might have as prizes

And I don't really have much

I'm thinking black non rare bow and arrows, designer purple skirt/tiara, or feathered masks (if they are at all valuable anymore idk) 

Today's my last day of freedom :(

2015 Highlights IRL

A few of the really funny/embarrassing things that have happened to me this year in chronological order. Alot of reading for your brain powers :D

1. On the last day of term (nearly a week and a half ago) a group of friends and I were kicking a ball around on the oval during HPE. Two of these friends actually knew how to play soccer or "sport" in general. One of them kicked the ball to me, and weirdly using my left leg to try to kick it, I missed, the ball hit my shin and rolled back, I put my left foot down and slipped on the ball, launched into the air and landed straight on my back and nearly died from laughter. 

After school, just after I got my heavy bag from my locker, I tried to stand up on the long seat near it. In front of two guy friends and my best friend, I fell over from the weight of the bag on my right shoulder while getting up on the seat. After I recovered, I tried again and this time lost my footing on the edge of the seat and fell over fully, on top of my bag.

2. On the last day of the term before last, it had rained the night before, and my friends and I made a puddle in the pavement the shape of Australia. Anyway, for a few days in a row, we had been playing piggy in the middle with my handball. While one of my fiends threw the ball high in the air, I was running forward to catch it. Little did I know that I was running straight into the part of the oval that the year 12 boys play football. In my attempt to catch the handball, I practically ran straight into a year 12 guy, nearly toppling him over.

3. I don't know when, but sometime this year, I was really tired and only had two more periods of school left. So, at lunch, I dozed off a bit on the ground where we usually sit, using my friends foot as a sort of pillow. When I got up, my "friend" waited until I had made a lap of the entire school before telling me that I had a big glob of white gum stuck to the back of my shirt, getting in my hair. One of my other friends had to scrape it off with a stick.

4. A week before sports day, my team was holding a practice for our skit that we do as a part of the day. I thought the teacher had said (I really thought he said this) "Come tomorrow in your house colours so we can practice." So, after packing a spare change of school clothes just in case, I went to school with green jeans, a green shirt, green flats and green pigtails. Of course, I eventually had to get changed, but not before my grade saw what had happened. And, of course,being me, I forgot to pack a spare pair of school shoes. That day was also the day of the school assembly. 

That's all I can think of for now. What have been your year highlights? Share them in the comments! 

I ❤ LOZ

Hello everyone! I won't be posting much this weekend because I'm sleeping over at my friends place, but I will still publish comments and maybe reply. ALSO TODAY'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL SO EXPECT MORE POSTS BC I'LL LACK ANYTHING ELSE TO DO AHAHAHA XD but that's what holidays are for :D


Stay sweet 🍬 ~(=^•^=)~