Uprising (joke post) ((sort of))

It all started at Mt Shiveer today, 6:17 PM 

There were lots of people there, so I decided to ease my way into the conversation. We talked about the usual things you know, homework, the weather, AJ's LIES 

Animal Jam has had this new feature for what, a year? Maybe a little less? It was supposed to just be "tested" by the members, and STILL non members are not granted access. You know, the same thing happened with Jam a Gram typing! Yep! It was only supposed to be only tested by members as well when it first came out, but looook what's happened! 

I say enough is enough. I say we've been deceived for too long! It is time to take action, to make a stand! But we need a leader. Someone fearless, someone motivated, someone who will GET THE JOB DONE. We need...

Me. 

what do you mean this looks photoshopped i am offended this is 100 percent real you can't prove anything i know obama you will hear from my lawyers just look at how well my neck is placed, my gorgeous flowing hair, the flaming background how DARE you???!!!

GUYS 

The struggle

My teacher said I could only bring half a page of notes into the HPE exam tomorrow so I pretty much wrote the whole thing in really small font I MEAN HE DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T SO HECK WHY NOT 

HAHAHA WHAT IS MY LIFE 

Lucky Cover Adventure 2016

The adventure this year is very similar to the one last year, but with a few subtle differences.

One is the scattered gem chests look different 

Two is one very unfair difference. Unless you are a flying animal, that is members only, you cannot win if you don't play on a full server. This is because anyone who is not flying has to get the last 2 keys MUST dance at the four player areas. Otherwise you have wasted your time.

Last year, you could win the adventure by yourself, A full server just made it quicker :(

:(((((

A full prize list will be on this updated post later 

???

What is happening to this game lol

>:(

Image credit to Animal Jam Flash

Look AJ, I don't care WHAT tag you give them, I'm not trading for this crud.

March 3 Update 2016

I'm gonna go super quick cause there's other stuff I wanna post ok

Whoopie

Ew I'm sorry but a pet skunk is just gross ew. Why would you want it stinking up the joint wherever you went? Not one of the best pet ideas in my opinion.

But, a diamond shop den that's FINALLY a DECENT SIZE!!!

ew

There's also a new Clover Cloud in the Diamond Shop

Pi day again??? If they keep doing this every year it's going to get old I'm sorry. 

Be sure to check out the sea otters thing. I think it's always good to have some background knowledge on everything, in case you're ever on Million Dollar Minute or something.

Lol does anyone even play Play Wild still 

And I'm sure everyone is just horrified by the travelling rhinos oh no (why does blogger correct it to travelling with two 'l's what)

And Jamaa Township is all clover-y

Lookin good

The Pool Table's Still Here?

This is weird ok so you know how in this post I showed you all the items that were leaving? And the pool table?

Well, it's, umm, apparently decided to stay for a bit longer.

????

AJ Why You Always Lying

Space Unicorns Jumpin' On My Face!? ~ swirlshine

No I haven't forgotten about the contest... Speaking of which, I'm planning another one soon...

I was in Jamaa Township and I thought that the swirling path looked a bit like a treble clef 

Probs not but oh well

Then there was the matter of this thing

Why is it there? I swear it wasn't there before... 

Anyway bye for now

Cosmo's Pottery

What even is this

Mighty Sqad

aaa I'm sorry I'll update you guys on the gifts and the REALLY cool update like WOW Ifyou guys are on right now the party I'm hosting is called Mega Restaurant somethin something I can't remember 

A terribly edited GIF of hosting a party for y'all to laugh at UGH things have been so busy around here

Anyway this is what this post is about 

Does anyone know anything about this?

OK expect a tonne of posts at about 6 tonight my time 

Bye guys ttyl :)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MINECRAFT HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER ANIMAL JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~ jrl4547

It's... happening...

And he shall lead us all... *scary music*

AJ will end in 3 days

Wolf Equality

job yay

GUYS I FINALLY HAVE A JOB YAY

At Macas yay

Discounted food yay

food yay

food

But seriously I am IN LOVE with their Mango and Pineapple Smoothies they are just so good so now I can get those like all the time I'm so happy :)

U know all the books I can buy now without feeling like I'm bleeding my piggy bank dry? It's gr8

In fact, it's gr9

But if I won a car from the Monopoly thing they do I couldn't cash it in I'd have to get someone else to do it for me. 

I won a Sports Session from it the other day and I don't know what it's for but I think it's meant for sporty people so it's left gathering dust on my shelf...

I go for the orientation on the 5th

WHICH REMINDS ME first of the month ya'll. And we got Red Rooster for lunch and where we are they were like "Sorry we can't get you the Classic Roast because we've run out of chicken. We're getting more in half an hour"??? How does Red Rooster run out of chicken???

World's Greatest Garage Sale

My family held a garage sale and is holding one tomorrow, and man it is rlly impressive like seriously. There's cool stuff everywhere. We need to get ready to move at the end of the year, so we need to lighten the load.

I'm not really sure why I'm typing this.

Merp

Also

The contest prizes

Sooo...

U guys gotta tell me what you want that you think I might have as prizes

And I don't really have much

I'm thinking black non rare bow and arrows, designer purple skirt/tiara, or feathered masks (if they are at all valuable anymore idk) 

The Bad Hair Day

So this is a true story

I really didn't want to go to school today, partly because it was cold and windy, partly because the rain kept me up, and partly because we had to have an all school assembly about pointless stuff that always runs into lunchtime.

My fringe had been growing for a while, so I had to get it cut. Instead of the hairdressers, dad wanted to cut it himself, which I was fine with because last time he did a really nice job. 

So, ready for school in my formal uniform, dad and I went outside to cut it. Little did I know that he would evidently cut off half of my fringe. 

I was so upset, no way was I going to school with half my fringe snipped off. It looked awful!!!! So, I absolutely refused to go to school. It was a risky move, as I had never done that before, and I probably would've gotten into a lot of trouble if everyone wasn't hiding the fact that it was pretty bad. So I got undressed into my candy-covered PJ's and chilled.

3 hours in, I realised how fast time was flying. Mum had tried to convince me to go to school saying that I would be"bored out of my mind", but I didn't give in. 

Today has been a pretty cool day, though I will have to go to school tomorrow with this fringe, even though I only have Humanities and Maths as important subjects. My friend always texts me the homework anyway because I forget to write it down or I don't understand it. But, I suppose I'll have to worry about that tomorrow :I

The moral of the story?

Shave off all your hair, so you don't have to worry about your fringe.

Jk, jk. Just trust the hairdressers, kids.  

Noffing

So noffing is really happening in AJ so I'm just gonna post about the sports carnival yesterday

This year we have had really lazy male house captains, leaving the girls to do all of the work. Our skit at the beginning of the sports carnival was probably the worst skit ever made, and though we cheered till our throats bled (not actually) we didn't get the sportsman ship award.

Bc I'm really sporty (lol no) I was chosen to be in the best house (the one that won most regularly) and we have come last in everything this year what is happening. It's the green team btw. I'm curious to know is the green team usually the best at every school?

I wasn't able to wear anything cool and green, but I'm saving up my chores money for a Link costume next year minus the hair cause I can't find one on ebay that has hair, but that should be fun.

My BFF was sick with stomach flu on the day of the sports carnival for eating 20 chicken Mc'nuggets minus the chicken bc they don't actually have chicken in there and she made a joke the day before and told everyone that she would bail out pretending to be sick so that was funny

BEWARE THE NUGGETS KIDS

lol 

b IS BACK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

You know that creepy anonymous dude that kept asking weird questions about my main animal? TURNS OUT IT WAS B U SLY DOG U ;D

 

And yea! So she's okay and she has a new blog now called Literal Trash and she wanted to know what my main animal was so that she could draw a picture of her, Cutepups, May, and me. It's awesome! Take a look.

 

 

I love it a lot and it's adorable and I love it

 

Also, I haven't seen Medi (medicineweb) in a while is she ok?

 

BUT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

A bunch of baby ducks, send em' to the moon

For anyone who doesn't get this reference, don't worry about it.

 

So I was just thinking, does anyone else think that some of the music sold in the Diamond Shop could pose as great wallpapers? Just think about it for a moment, guys. 

 

 

I mean, how COOL would these look inside your dens, huh? Just think about it.

 

Sometimes I doubt whether AJ actually takes our suggestions seriously, like, the only one that I know of that was definitely made by a jammer was the all-new-and-totally-forgotten ribbon scarf

 

wow okay don't ask what happened with this gif

 

And what's AJ's confusion with item themes these days, huh? There is so much Valentines day stuff that is seriously out of date like seriously. This is NOT February the 4th AJ.

 

When I say so many, this is pretty much it, but you get my point ok

 

 

It's sad to see so many cool items available for under water dens, but barely anyone has one/uses one at all! Here's a suggestion that I've sent in a billion times, MAKE ANOTHER UNDERWATER DEN!!!!!

 

 

And like HAS ANYONE EVER WONDERED WHAT WAS INSIDE THEIR SHIRTS LIKE GUYS COME ON WHAT IS IN THERE????? GIF NOT MINE

 

SO MANY QUESSTIOOONSSSS

 

Ok guys tell me bout' your day was it good? What happened? I'm generally interested to know how you guys are spending your holidays!

 



I was so lame NE

So I'm gonna start a thing that I saw on the Instagram and I'll share it with you cause I think it's hilarious and so true. Then we'll get on with what this post is actually about

 

 

That's why I put NE at the end of the post title

Guys, we should start this craze because it is so true

Like, you can put LOL if you were actually laughing but I doubt you would b on this blog bc I'm not THAT funny

LOL

jk

 

Don't worry if you don't get this one because you only will if you watch The Amazing World Of Gumball

BUT OH MY GOODNESS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

If you don't get this one, just, just leave

Right now

jk

THIS ONE I AM ACTUALLY LOLING

laughing out louding

Yesh

 

Okay
So

Back to the post

I'm just making this to tell you peeps about how lame I was last year. I think every blogger goes through the faze of doing the same-old-same-old (except b)

 

Here I am

 

 

 

Two examples of what nearly EVERY blog does and I did it

I am ashamed

Tsk tsk

I still have this character only bc I can't be bothered to delete it

So, the shocking secret has been revealed!

sekrit

sekrit

sekrit

 

Also WinkwinkwinkAJ reminded me in the last post that I haven't actually told you guys about the parasol I don't think

My memory is SO bad

Anyway

I made a GIF :)

 

 

I bought one of each colour because it's just that cute ^.^

But, a gem item at the Summer Carnival is what I'm getting at here

 

wut do u mean you were so lame u still r LOL