Friday, January 8, 2016

The Lion Claw Machine Mini Rant

In the Diamond Shop of the rich, there is a new item.


So I thought it was bad enough that they had an Arctic Wolf claw, but now they have THIS???

Reasons why this is bad:

1. In order to get a lion plushie the traditional way, you had to try your luck repeatedly on The Claw, perhaps more than 20 or 30 times, making lion plushies at least a little bit valuable. Now, EVERYONE can have a lion plushie right at their fingertips, including the rare accessory ones!

2. Oh wait, by EVERYONE, I meant members only! Because that's TOTALLY fair to make a non member, difficult to obtain plushie machine members only. 

3. Now what little value the lion plushies had is now gone, and they will now become a wanted thing of the past, ignored and rejected, gathering dust, pushed aside by the rising fury of the spiked collars. 

4. What even is the point of playing The Claw anymore, if AJ keeps making all of these machines that only give you one type of plushie? I'm sorry, but I just cannot see the logic in it. Perhaps AJ is going to eliminate games one by one, making the game icon and the Sol Arcade even more useless. They probably won't go that far, but who knows?

In conclusion, I think 2016 is going to be a pretty rough year in Animal Jam, my friends :/

January 7th 2016 Update ~ Not entirely sure what to think of it but ok

Hoi there

This update doesn't look very promising. Expect more updates like this in 2016 folks. 

Also have you noticed that AJ didn't do one of those "Let's make 2016 the BEST year EVER!!!!" pages. 

Ok so for Page 1


*Sigh* yet another massive den that looks pretty but no one has enough to actually put in there and you have to walk around for 5 minutes to actually see the general theme of the den. 


It does look pretty but what would you put in there? You couldn't really not put ice themed furniture in there without it looking weird. 

Page 2


Yay! Double gems for EVERY GAME in Jamaa! Wait... whaa?


I suppose The Claw isn't considered a game. Wow, that's nice. 

Page 3


Ok so if you look in the top left hand corner of the pages in the journal, you can see the word "TAGO". But what does that mean? Maybe it's supposed to be GATO which is cat in Italian but idk man

It could also be this


But prooooobably not. 

Page 4


Another instruction page for the thing we already know how to do...........

Page 5


And then another ad for another pet that is supposed to be a huge bargain. I guess it's cute because if you close the journal and open it again, the snow leopard has a different pattern but apart from that.