Thursday, October 1, 2015

2015 Highlights IRL

A few of the really funny/embarrassing things that have happened to me this year in chronological order. Alot of reading for your brain powers :D

1. On the last day of term (nearly a week and a half ago) a group of friends and I were kicking a ball around on the oval during HPE. Two of these friends actually knew how to play soccer or "sport" in general. One of them kicked the ball to me, and weirdly using my left leg to try to kick it, I missed, the ball hit my shin and rolled back, I put my left foot down and slipped on the ball, launched into the air and landed straight on my back and nearly died from laughter. 

After school, just after I got my heavy bag from my locker, I tried to stand up on the long seat near it. In front of two guy friends and my best friend, I fell over from the weight of the bag on my right shoulder while getting up on the seat. After I recovered, I tried again and this time lost my footing on the edge of the seat and fell over fully, on top of my bag.

2. On the last day of the term before last, it had rained the night before, and my friends and I made a puddle in the pavement the shape of Australia. Anyway, for a few days in a row, we had been playing piggy in the middle with my handball. While one of my fiends threw the ball high in the air, I was running forward to catch it. Little did I know that I was running straight into the part of the oval that the year 12 boys play football. In my attempt to catch the handball, I practically ran straight into a year 12 guy, nearly toppling him over.

3. I don't know when, but sometime this year, I was really tired and only had two more periods of school left. So, at lunch, I dozed off a bit on the ground where we usually sit, using my friends foot as a sort of pillow. When I got up, my "friend" waited until I had made a lap of the entire school before telling me that I had a big glob of white gum stuck to the back of my shirt, getting in my hair. One of my other friends had to scrape it off with a stick.

4. A week before sports day, my team was holding a practice for our skit that we do as a part of the day. I thought the teacher had said (I really thought he said this) "Come tomorrow in your house colours so we can practice." So, after packing a spare change of school clothes just in case, I went to school with green jeans, a green shirt, green flats and green pigtails. Of course, I eventually had to get changed, but not before my grade saw what had happened. And, of course,being me, I forgot to pack a spare pair of school shoes. That day was also the day of the school assembly. 

That's all I can think of for now. What have been your year highlights? Share them in the comments!