Tuesday, January 12, 2016

OH NO, NOT THE GALOSHES


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A Very Unappreciated Item

This post is dedicated to what I think may be one of AJ's coolest items and most unappreciated in that either no one wears it or no one knows it exists*

The Mad Scientist Hair


The mad scientist hair costs 750 gems and is available in Jam Mart Clothing right now. It is also very lonely and deserves a second chance. 

It reminds us all of Back To The Future and the 'mad' scientist Emmett Brown, or as most know him, Doc. For all of you not yet educated in the ways of BTTF, what have you been doing with your life

THERE IS LIGHTNING IN THE ACTUAL HAIR like do people not understand how cool that is. Or how many glitch tests AJHQ would have had to go through to make this item work. It's like you have a thundercloud on your head like why are the den items so popular and not the clothing. And the shadows on the wig? Brilliant. Do these people not know a good item when they see one. Do they all just want spiked collars that took minimal testing and have no cool graphics or anything. W.H.Y

And you can actually look like a mad scientist with the white Tuxedo item and you can roleplay and it's great! And you look awesome any way you wear it really but no one appreciates it! It's so sad *cri*

AND THE LITTLE GOGGLES THAT GO WITH IT THEY'RE SO CUTE REALLY AJ YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING WITH THIS ITEM 

With 5 minutes of work in the Sol Arcade, you could afford this great item. It has done nothing wrong. It's only wish is to bring joy and imagination to children, a wish being smothered.

Comment other items that you feel are unappreciated, unloved, forgotten. They deserve a say. We all do. 

*This post does not imply that NO ONE likes this item and that I am directing this toward everyone. It is an exaggeration to get to the point. Please don't hate me