Friday, March 27, 2015

Frustrating and Stupid Things You Can't Say on Jam A Grams

I'm sick of them! I'm sick of Jam a Grams and how limited they are, even to things that DONT MEAN ANYTHING BAD like, oh my goodness, seriously.

Examples:

What's so bad about saying the word 'would'? We use this word everyday in regular normal speech, so why can't we say it in AJ?

This is only helpful if you like being 'adopted' in the pillow room, but still.

I think part of the reason everyone calls them 'spikes' instead of 'spiked' is because you can't actually write the word 'spiked' in jam a grams.

What the heck? You can't say sorry to someone? How are you supposed to apologise?

This was supposed to say "Your the bomb" but it didn't let me put in the 'm'. I suppose this one is understandable, but in this context it's not actually bad. It's a compliment!

What if someone is bullying you, or won't stop following you? How are you supposed to tell them to back off? Oh, I know, 'Report and Block them', but that won't help with the following issue. You don't want to play AJ with some creep following you everywhere!

Same rule applies. What if someone won't leave a party that they are using to bully everyone? Or a friends den and your friend is inexperienced and doesn't know how to lock people out?
 
By the way, I am quite grateful for AJ giving us the ability to lock people out of our dens, because people used to come to my den and just stay there and not lave and you couldn't do anything about it.

You can't apologise either! Why????? How else are you supposed to say sorry? Apart from this list of words from the top of my head which I'm pretty sure you can't say in the jam a grams either: contrite, conscience-stricken, guilt-ridden, penitent, repentant, self-accusing, shamefaced. My favourite is shamefaced.
 
But you get my point! It's so annoying when you are trying to communicates and it doesn't let you say anything, so you have to say things like "what you want for that spike" or "I do no like that".