Uprising (joke post) ((sort of))

It all started at Mt Shiveer today, 6:17 PM 

There were lots of people there, so I decided to ease my way into the conversation. We talked about the usual things you know, homework, the weather, AJ's LIES 

Animal Jam has had this new feature for what, a year? Maybe a little less? It was supposed to just be "tested" by the members, and STILL non members are not granted access. You know, the same thing happened with Jam a Gram typing! Yep! It was only supposed to be only tested by members as well when it first came out, but looook what's happened! 

I say enough is enough. I say we've been deceived for too long! It is time to take action, to make a stand! But we need a leader. Someone fearless, someone motivated, someone who will GET THE JOB DONE. We need...

Me. 

what do you mean this looks photoshopped i am offended this is 100 percent real you can't prove anything i know obama you will hear from my lawyers just look at how well my neck is placed, my gorgeous flowing hair, the flaming background how DARE you???!!!

How to become super rare fast!!!!! joke post*

* Please don't take it seriously

Hey jammers! So, for today I have some really great news!!! I know how to become REEEALLY RARE!!!!!!!!

Just follow my amazing instructions below and you will have rare spikes in no time!!!!!

1. Make videos!

Your videos can be about anything AJ related really, and people will love them! They can be really simple and easy to make, and people will still love them and gift you tonnes or betas like fox chairs and pigtails!!!

2. Scam!

I know scamming can be kinda mean sometimes, but hey, a lot of famous jammers do it! Some have even admitted to it on their super fantabulous videos and don't get yelled at, so it must be okay!!!!!!!!! 

3. Play Forgotten Desert!

Everything you get from there will most likely be really rare, so why not give it a go? I've heard though that if you get gem treasures, somehow the items you get will be less rare. Makes perfect sense! 

4. Beg!

If you harass people long enough, they might give you the item you're asking them for! Just follow them around, spam them with JAG's!!!! If they still refuse, tell them you'll report them and that should make them give in :)

Just follow this guide and you'll be rare in no time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Happy Jamming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!