Monday, February 29, 2016

Leap Year Party 2016 - Possibly the biggest disappointment in AJ history (which is saying something)

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm so FRUSTRATED rn

Lets just get this over with. We all know by now that the party is terrible. And contrary to the incredibly RARE ITEMS we were promised...


We got this chicken scratch bunch of items.
But that will come later.

First, there is the amazingly weird display of many, many froggies. This is what you are first teleported to.


Then you realise that it is a tree house den and that there are frogs EVERYWHERE. They are quite cute though,


But already I was beginning to feel suspicious. Something wasn't quite right...


A few grandfather clocks and empty threats later...


We see. The store. Just looking at it, you know... You know... Nothing good comes out of it. Nothing good. 4 years of thinking "when that party comes, I'm going to buy 25 of EVERYTHING!!!!" totally wasted. 


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WhAt the WHAT



Okay... Okay... So, the clothing isn't great, right? Well, most of the rares are den items! So they must have the rare den items. Hah, you really worried me for a second there AJ. Heh, you sly dog you...

Oh wait



WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
A FROG TV?????????? BECAUSE WE ALL REALLY NEED A FROG TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, there goes any hope in that...


Agreed

I figured I may as well go upstairs. I mean why not right. I don't exactly have anything ELSE to lose (besides my dignity and possibly my stomach) 


Well there goes my stomach.

At least the slide was sorta fun. Shame it's not irl though am I right


You get to the bottom shortly after passing the demon frog.

Well, after that horrifying experience, jrl4547 and I had some interesting things to discuss... Like where the hay the name Animal Jam actually came from. This was our theory



BEWARE THE JAM KIDS

if u don wanna gets ban sned me spiced garbaje my dad work for AJHQ 

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Phantom Invincibility

[Misleading Title]

I once had the power of invincibility against the phantoms the a virus known as superlaggycomputer 


It was cool while it lasted 

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

More Chat Stuff

I have made several suggestions to AJ on their chat using the purple button


Here is a small list of things I added that you cannot say at the moment:

y
tonne
troll
swag (although you can say swaglicious)


kk


Ugh if they want to make the chat better, they should let us use symbols again. And yes I know I spelt symbol wrong ok sorry. I mean, we should at least be able to say the various smiley faces that are totally harmless without using free chat (:D, :), :P, BD)

There were a bunch more that I have forgotten.

Oh! And one more thing. You can also now say symbals ! in sentences ? without having to ... enter another sentence :

Happy Jamming!

Monday, February 22, 2016

The XD Glitch

I was doing AJQuest and playing Return Of The Phantoms hard mode with whoopsiforgotmyusername 

and I came across this glitch
which is really weird


Everytime I tried to say XD by itself, it corrected to Who has a gear? But if you said it as part of a sentence (e.g. how about now XD), it would just show what you typed normally. 
Which is weird because gears aren't even in that adventure, so how did they show up in chat? I have no idea.

So I'm just warning you, if you try to type XD, you might get some confused messages lol

AMAZING MAGICAL RAINBOW HEART CHOCOLATE COOKIES! ~ swirlshine



My AJQuest username

The username I have chosen for my AJQuest is miagnificent

Because my name is Mia and I am magnificent indeed yep *nods*

So if you want to go adventuring with me just let me know!

Friday, February 19, 2016

February 18 2016 Update - Goats

Hey gais. Goats have come to Jamaa everyone, if you haven't already noticed. Here's the Jamaa Journal...


They do pretty much look like we expected, I think. And I didn't even have to guess where they would end up being for sale. Ugh,


This is awesome. This is fantastic. I've never been to a leap year party and I am STOKED. Not even for the items but for everything else, just being there I think will be cool
ok, yeah, mostly for the items


Polar bear day? That's a thing? Oh well. I guess it's pretty cool. Shouldn't national geographic be donating to the polar bears anyway though? I don't know. Ignore me. 


This is cute, and AJ even had the good grace to make it NM. Yay!


Ok, I have to admit that is pretty cute


They have a goat minibook now. This is probably going to be a thing for all the new diamond shop animals now. I do have to admit though, I do know more about goats now. Who knows? It might come in handy someday.


If you take the quiz at the end of the goat minibook and get all the answers right,


You get a goat trophy! Which I have cropped really weirdly. 


The falcon? Well, I guess I sort of saw that coming. It would have been nice to have a different animal though. I think falcons and eagles are too similar, but hey, they made do with foxes and arctic foxes, right? 
I personally voted for sloths because we have very similar characteristics and sleeping habits 


A "GREAT SUCCESS", huh :/


Yeh
They have also added three Lucky Party Jam A Grams, and a Night Of The Phantoms one..? A glitch I guess. 


Here's the goats stance. I might post the goats actions later if it decides to work for me

There is a funny-looking glitch with the goats and bow-and-arrows 


My least favourite thing about this update. It's quite sad, actually. Not as sad as people starving, but still sad. Pretty much since the game introduced membership, the nametags have been the same. Until now.


They look, well, "bleached", as Meloetta385 calls it. And I agree. It's stupid to change it, in my opinion. They look so dull now :(

Well, happy jamming, and maybe I'll see you at the leap year party! 
Ciao for now 

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Goats Preview

I got all information in this post (besides the images) from Animal Jam Flash

Animal Jam released a preview of goats on their Instagram page, which includes a video of what goats will look like and possibly do. 

Here are some images from the video




There are much better pics on Animal Jam Flash seriously lol

I think it's really cute and totally baby-billy-goat looking. It's adorable! 
And it summons a trampoline for it's play animation? That's. That's amazing, 

What do you guys think of it? Do you think it will be worth 10 diamonds? 

Animal Jam Toys To Debut In June 2016

Read more about that here! 

Thank you Animal Jam Whip for always keeping us up to date with important animal jam related info!

Wish I could say the same about my blog lol 

Sunday, February 14, 2016

An Autobiography

Image cred to Animal Jam Flash

Click here for a post that was hidden underneath the update post because I don't know how blogger works

An epilogue 

Thursday, February 11, 2016

School House Party 2016

I didn't even know this was here until I logged in today lol


A party that has returned again and again for many years, and is loved by... Not so many. 

A guide around in case you haven't been before.



Le Store 
I can't even afford the Art Easel DX I think I spent all my gems on heart balloons oops 

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

The "Whoops I Sure Have Missed A Lot" Update ~ February 4th 2016

Hi hi
No I'm not ded

Ok so here's the update! It's pretty great actually, besides the horrible chat system. There's not even an ad! Wow


Available in the diamond shop for 7 diamonds!!!! Everyone LUUURVES the diamond shop! It's not at all expensive and totally affordable for all players!!!



I WILL post on the party another time, because it's a one time only thing and yeah. I will post about it though, promise


Don't let the cute bunny fool you. The new chat system is, to be frank, stupid. It doesn't let you even misspell a word without giving you a warning, and you can say words like "Scam" and "Hack" without getting in trouble? How is that fair? More on that later


I'm loving all of our inventory space these days. I thought 400 was good!


Alphas and Heartstones again... Who have you voted for? I voted sloth I think cause he lookin pretty dope


This again


And another of these, like every year.

Ze Loading Screenz



Most importantly, there is a new broom icon for the inventory! It works just like the old "Clear" button which got removed because too many players complained after accidentally clearing their items all the time.


It's only there if you have an item of clothing on you. Hence the colour clashing lol

Aside from half of the journal being repeats and the new and "improved" chat system, I thought this update was great! The broom icon really brought it home. Your thoughts?