Thursday, September 3, 2015

The Bad Hair Day

So this is a true story

I really didn't want to go to school today, partly because it was cold and windy, partly because the rain kept me up, and partly because we had to have an all school assembly about pointless stuff that always runs into lunchtime.

My fringe had been growing for a while, so I had to get it cut. Instead of the hairdressers, dad wanted to cut it himself, which I was fine with because last time he did a really nice job. 

So, ready for school in my formal uniform, dad and I went outside to cut it. Little did I know that he would evidently cut off half of my fringe. 
I was so upset, no way was I going to school with half my fringe snipped off. It looked awful!!!! So, I absolutely refused to go to school. It was a risky move, as I had never done that before, and I probably would've gotten into a lot of trouble if everyone wasn't hiding the fact that it was pretty bad. So I got undressed into my candy-covered PJ's and chilled.

3 hours in, I realised how fast time was flying. Mum had tried to convince me to go to school saying that I would be"bored out of my mind", but I didn't give in. 

Today has been a pretty cool day, though I will have to go to school tomorrow with this fringe, even though I only have Humanities and Maths as important subjects. My friend always texts me the homework anyway because I forget to write it down or I don't understand it. But, I suppose I'll have to worry about that tomorrow :I

The moral of the story?
Shave off all your hair, so you don't have to worry about your fringe.

Jk, jk. Just trust the hairdressers, kids.  

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

How to become super rare fast!!!!! joke post*

* Please don't take it seriously

Hey jammers! So, for today I have some really great news!!! I know how to become REEEALLY RARE!!!!!!!!

Just follow my amazing instructions below and you will have rare spikes in no time!!!!!

1. Make videos!
Your videos can be about anything AJ related really, and people will love them! They can be really simple and easy to make, and people will still love them and gift you tonnes or betas like fox chairs and pigtails!!!
2. Scam!
I know scamming can be kinda mean sometimes, but hey, a lot of famous jammers do it! Some have even admitted to it on their super fantabulous videos and don't get yelled at, so it must be okay!!!!!!!!! 
3. Play Forgotten Desert!
Everything you get from there will most likely be really rare, so why not give it a go? I've heard though that if you get gem treasures, somehow the items you get will be less rare. Makes perfect sense! 
4. Beg!
If you harass people long enough, they might give you the item you're asking them for! Just follow them around, spam them with JAG's!!!! If they still refuse, tell them you'll report them and that should make them give in :)

Just follow this guide and you'll be rare in no time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Happy Jamming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!