Tuesday, May 31, 2016

AJ Rejected My Fine Art??? + Thank You

I received mail from AJHQ yesterday (it's been a while since it hasn't been a buddy request) and what do I find???


There was nothing wrong about my art apart from it being too awesome for you to handle ajhq 

It followed all the rules


THERE WAS NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT IT 


Just slightly sarcastic 

"Making you should try making real art" you might say
THIS IS ART CAN'T YOU READ 
anger

Also this 


Thank you fancycat79 I'm not sure what images you're talking about but if it is about my blog thank you! I couldn't be cool without you guys 


Monday, May 30, 2016

Location Glitch Still Isn't Fixed

I was with my friend Lunawolf895 yesterday and I noticed that with this update the ever annoying location glitch still exists and might even be worse


She was in my den, right next to me, and it still doesn't compute
What the heckles 

Sunday, May 29, 2016

May 26 2016 Update - Art Gone Crazy

What even is this update idk where to begin guys OH YES I DO I SAW CIVIL WAR LAST NIGHT AND SPIDERMAN WAS AMAZING that's all that matters

Okay let's just start with Page 1

Wow! Turning your art into a den item is actually a pretty cool idea for people who love that kind of stuff, AJ you rock!

Page 2

Oh what, you can trade it? Idk how I feel about this... Lemme make a list

Pro's:
You can get nice artwork for your den even if your drawing isn't the best (like mine)
It will be something to ask for besides spiked collars for a while
You can draw cute things and express yourself not just to those who visit your den but to many more if you want to

Con's:
Art by famous Jammers will probably get more attention than others
Apparently this stuff is worth spikes now so there's that
This will most likely end up like the Jammer Wall and Jam a Grams in that only members can use it fully

What do you guys think of it I need a second opinion

Mmk here's how to do what they just described ^^

Go to the art place room in Coral Canyons and click on the used-to-be blank canvas, now a horribly disfigured Peck


*shivers* Kinda scared me when I first saw it 
Okay once you've clicked on it you can draw your art, here's mine for the purpose of this tutorial 


U CAN NO COPY RUGHT OK ITS TO GUUD N MINEE
Once you're happy with your art, click on the "Create Den Item" icon (oh wow look there's a diamond this is just great)

You'll get to choose between 4 frames, each costing 2 Diamonds (this would be so much better is non members got weekly diamonds too I mean come on)


Once you have clicked on an frame you will get this Masterpiece Rules message


Because I'm too nice to you all I bought my "art" for 2 diamonds (why are we buying our own art that's kinda weird)


Whoopy, wait, why does it look like that? Oh right cause AJ has to review my AWFUL ART HAHA
This is what it looks like as a den item



beautiful 


That comes up if you click the looking glass at this stage ^


I HOPE MINE COUNTS AS GOOD ART 

When you see it on a trade list it has the same thing, and all of them have the really super shiny diamond in the right corner for some reason 



I liked this one :)

Page 3

Is it just me or does this den look like a gaping mouth with diamond teeth trying to devour you, with the windows as eyes and stuff and yeah

I had a bunch of screenshots of the den but I don't think I saved them DX

Page 4

All hats will be 50% off for two weeks. The last time we had a Hataplooza, in 2012, there was a stand in Sarepia Forest with top hats and phantom hats and stuff and that was really cool ah the good old days. I wish they did that again.


I guess Graduation Caps don't count?

Page 5 

I KNEW IT
Thank you swirlshine for the confirm it made me feel good about myself and my guessing skills

Page 6

This is a lot better than an ad, and it's actually something educational! If pigs are so clean, why do we always compare a dirty person to a pig? Or a messy room to a 'pigsty'? Weird how generalisations can change entire races opinions on things :/

That's all from me for now, jaaaaaam ooooooonnnn :)))))

Saturday, May 28, 2016

I'M SEEING CIVIL WAR IN 2 HOURS

JFCISDSDHSVNDVUDFVDVBHJV
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA11aaaa

Accessory Preview Feature + Summer Carnival 2016

(Better late than never right)
As promised, a new features post. This should be good :D

First up, the Accessory Preview feature. Now I don't know how I feel about this feature. Maybe it's because I don't like sudden change from something simple to a very crowded screen  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


 Before it fully loaded I SCARED MYSELF SO BAD LOOK AT MY EYES THEY'RE JUST SWIRLS OF NOTHINGNESS 


See what I mean about crowded screen? 
I mean I suppose the feature is semi-useful but unless the item is incredibly far fetched and hideous it will look good on any animal, and if it doesn't we find a way to make it work anyway. But some part of me likes how it's organised. Which do you prefer; new or old?


I decided to do a sample on the Chomper Hat don't ask me why it's just a poor knock-off of our beloved cactus hat smh BUT ANYWAY you click on the item you want and it shows you all the colours available for that item in a clean sweep, which I guess is pretty cool. If these hats are anything like they are in Adventures then I can take care of a lot of my enemies muahaHAHAH

And I finally figured out this sorting thing 


When you click the gem icon it sorts all the items from cheapest to most expensive 

And when you click on the ABC icon 


It sorts the items in alphabetical order 
Pretty cool right :)(:
(that means I don't know what to think about it)

Now for the Carnival
This year's isn't different from last year's which I wrote almost nothing about because I'm lazy as heck except for some new clothing items AND RACCOON TAILS ARE BACK I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T GOING TO BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LAST YEAR so instead just for fun or for icon use or whatever you want I just took some shots of different signs and stuff  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 







 aesthetic

Monday, May 23, 2016

May 12 2016 Update


Hey guys and gals, here's the update that I missed almost 2 weeks ago because of school work. Also my mouse isn't working at the moment so forgive my terrible cropping.

Page 1


Okay, so this makes me unreasonably mad for the following reasons:
1. A half-off sale NOW? REALLY??? NOW when these animals have been released for ages and everyone already has them, or have spent all their diamonds on them already so they can't even afford a half-off sale?
2. HYENA'S AREN'T NEW, OKAY? THEY JUST CAME BACK FROM "TRAVELLING" WHICH IS YOUR LAME EXCUSE TO MAKE PEOPLE ANTICIPATE THEIR RETURN AND WANT TO BUY THEM honestly I don't actually know why you do it but that wouldn't surprise me

Why couldn't you do this whenever an animal is released? Why can't you say "Hey jammers! In celebration of the newly released Falcon, you can purchase it for half the normal price for a limited time!" or "Guess what jammers? The Hyena's are back from travelling! In honour of their return, you can purchase a Hyena for half-price for a limited time! Jam on!" 
Wouldn't that make more sense? 

I also notices the weird accessories display now


The bunny head is enormous oh my 
Moving on

Page 2

More on this later :) 


More on this later, too, so it's easier to find if you decide to search for it. I'm nice like that ^D^


IDK WHAT IT IS I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT A MOUSE BUT JUDGING BY THE CURLY TAIL I'M GUESSING IT'S A PIG? YEAH OR NAH 


The weather has been warming up for about 10 years AJHQ (¬_¬)

Stay tuned for more posts on the carnival and the new features! And don't forget about the giveaway!! Jam on!!

Wow thank you guys for being so patient!!!

Seriously, thank you everyone for continuing to visit even after I haven't posted for so long! I really needed to concentrate on school for mid-term exams, and also working at Kmart now has left me so busy.  But you haven't given up on me and are continuing to visit for updates! I really appreciate it! I got 50 views just yesterday alone. How cool is that? How cool are YOU! Thanks a million!!! =DDDDDDDDDDD


Desperate much heh

I just really want to make this giveaway as fantastic as it can possibly be, because I know that you will all enjoy the items more than I do, and no doubt put them to good use! I know there are more than 5 people who visit, so please! If you want to, don't hesitate! All I need is your username!!! Just click the links!

Imma gonna go and do this update now, but it'll mostly be for the archives or if you just want to read it, since no doubt you've all mostly seen it already. 

Believe me, I love blogging for you guys! I'd do it all the time if I could. 

JAM ON TOAST!!!!!!


Thursday, May 5, 2016

Uprising (joke post) ((sort of))

It all started at Mt Shiveer today, 6:17 PM 



There were lots of people there, so I decided to ease my way into the conversation. We talked about the usual things you know, homework, the weather, AJ's LIES 



Animal Jam has had this new feature for what, a year? Maybe a little less? It was supposed to just be "tested" by the members, and STILL non members are not granted access. You know, the same thing happened with Jam a Gram typing! Yep! It was only supposed to be only tested by members as well when it first came out, but looook what's happened! 

I say enough is enough. I say we've been deceived for too long! It is time to take action, to make a stand! But we need a leader. Someone fearless, someone motivated, someone who will GET THE JOB DONE. We need...


Me. 




what do you mean this looks photoshopped i am offended this is 100 percent real you can't prove anything i know obama you will hear from my lawyers just look at how well my neck is placed, my gorgeous flowing hair, the flaming background how DARE you???!!!